BLACK DRAGON

Sarcastic, brash, outcome-independent, happy, and extremely inappropriate, Black Dragon's goals are simply to attain lots of gold and retire in peace to a castle in the mountains. He cares nothing for the rest of the world, whether good or evil.

His greatest value is freedom, the freedom to live the way he wants, when he wants, at all times.

He loves Pink Firefly above all other women and is devoted to her, but still has an eye for others and beds them as opportunity provides. Pink Firefly knows it and tolerates it. Sort of.

He loves eating chicken. Probably a little too much.

Black Dragon is a warrior of great experience and prowess, being trained in swordsmanship since he was a small child, and has been a for-hire mercenary for most of his adult life. He has traveled the western realms extensively and has strong knowledge of their lands and creatures. He also seems to have strength and endurance slightly greater than that of the typical human (for reasons that will be revealed later).

He wields "Carl," his talking (but very laconic) +5 Sword of Objectivity, a lethal weapon of near-impossible sharpness. He also uses a staff he "liberated" from the tomb of a great sorcerer which has the power of teleportation.